Oct. 30th, 2004

girl says;

Oct. 30th, 2004 10:17 pm
spokenjade: (shut the fuck up; ushitora_icons)
now...

I know not all of you are gifted enough to live in a townhouse complex in the ghetto. So for those of you who don't, I'd like to explain to you what a REAL party is like.

First of all, it's outside. Note: This does not stop you from enjoying the amenities of an inside party. Bring your entertainment center outside, with the big screen tv, and don't forget your stereo system. Play lots and lots of loud music, and invite every single person in the complex. Start this part at sixish, but keep it going until four in the morning.

While the loud music is playing, and about fifty of you are singing along ("Let's get it on!") start dancing, and make sure you've got dominoe sets out. Start a small fire for marshmallows.

..Bring out a tent.

Ignore the complex curfew of ten o'clock - no one will report you.

Don't forget the food - three grills should suffice.

And if you're the girl from the one family that wasn't invited, don't look out of the window too much, or they'll know your mother was the one who just called them in...

And pray for rain. :D

Edit: Don't forget, it gets dark after curfew. Bring a spotlight.

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