jasmine's opinions of the zodiac
Aries: Pretty cool people. Hard to be friends with, because they try to turn everything I say into an argument, until they realize I'm...well, me.
Taurus: I actually don't know too many. From what I've seen, despite how they're supposed to be really great friends with Capricorns, the Tauruses I've met all just get on my last damned nerves. They're violent, they're unpredictable, and they can be sick sadistic bitches. But, I only know a few.
Gemini: Possibly my least favourite out of the Zodiac. So it's surprising that some of the really cool and important people in my life have been Geminis. For the most part, I've found that Geminis don't follow through with what they say they're going to do, and are generally unstable all around - which can either be fun or totally annoying. I've also found Geminis are two faced as a whole, and individually. Some of them are fiercely loyal, and will always be, and others aren't really worth putting on your team, and never will be. They can also be out of touch with others emotionally, which sucks, but some of them are the coolest people you'll ever meet.
Cancer: I've never actually liked any Cancers (except for THE AMAZING COREY~! :O)...my cousins (the ones I hate) are Cancers, and I never really meet very many. That crazed psychopathic stalker of mine is a Cancer, I believe. The guys tend to be clingy towards their mothers (and sometimes in an obsessive scary way) and the girls can be stuck up brats (then again, the only girl Cancer I really know is my cousin...evil bitch...) So um...no comment?
Leo: LEOS! *humps* Okay, they can be full of themselves...very full of themselves...but it's worth it - and after you get to know one really well, you'll WANT to talk about them all of them time. XD They're loyal, they're strong, and they're nothing short of amazing. They too can be a bit unstable, and they're good at taking almost every other thing you say the wrong way, but they're usually pretty good about it, and give you a chance to explain yourself. They tend to be the ones who don't believe in astrology, since the newspaper stuff gets it wrong - and as I once told a Leo I met online "If it's wrong, it doesn't relate to you, and if it doesn't relate to you, what's the point?" XD
Virgo: Also extremely cool - and helpful - people. They're people-pleasers, but only for certain people. I like being one of those people. It's never hard to talk to them either. Whenever I talk to a Virgo, especially a guy, I find myself telling them my whole life story or something. They also don't talk about themselves enough, which gets annoying. Maybe Leo/Virgo would be a good match...
Libra: I've actually only known a handful of Libras, but they're pretty okay people. They're way too busy though.
Scorpio: Mmmm...Scorpio...*floats about happily* I want MORE Scorpios. GIMMEEEEE.
Sagittarius: Um...well, they're cool. Their biggest flaw is that they collectively (meaning, I've noticed this in all Sagittariuses, not just one or two) disregard other people in their actions. They tend to do whatever suits themselves best at that moment, and then deal with the consequences of hurting other people later. Assuming they deal with them at all. I wouldn't trust any of them with my life if there was a shiny object nearby (the same could be said for Geminis...) but on a day-to-day basis, they're good friends...even though they can be bad at making you feel like they consider you a friend.
Capricorn: :D!! OBVIOUSLY the coolest people EVER. If you're not a Capricorn, you're not worthy~ Capricorns are understanding, smart, beautiful, and perfect. They win, they rule, and they rock.
Aquarius: Some of the biggest nutjobs I've ever known are Aquariuses. Take my aunt for example. The bitch needs help. But they're a lot of fun to talk to, and I don't really think either way about them. I'm not especially close to any, but I wouldn't reject them.
Pisces: If you're a Pisces, then you're special. :D It's hard for me NOT to get along with a Pisces, and I wish I knew more of them. ;_; BRING ME THE PISCES PEOPLE....ALONG WITH SOME SCORPIOS.
Aw...now I feel lonely. Bring me a Scorpio on a platter please.