girl says;

Dec. 12th, 2004 10:36 pm
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my mother on Cassie Claire:

"She's one step away from a televangelist!"

*giggle*

In other news: Neville/Luna = shot down. WHEN is someone going to mention that on Desperate Housewives that lady was killed with the same blender she stole? And what about that boy obviously bringing up such horrible memories for his mom, seeing as HER mother died in a hit and run (or, at least by a car, my memory is shaky)? And uh...duuuuuude....where the fuck is everyone on all of my IM lists? The few people who were online totally ignored me today, and that's not very nice, you know? I'M IN LOVE, BUT IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY, and I WISH I COULD FINISH ONE KNITTING PROJECT, THANK YOU?

I WANT TO HAVE THE DECK & BOOK SET FROM ROBIN WOOD'S SITE. Autographed to Jasmine - because that's my name. I AM SO HUNGRY. Joel Osteen is on right now. I would SO convert if it meant I could be in his church, because yay, awesome and funny, and OH SO UPBEAT.

...EYE THENK EYE DED ET AGIN.

My brother thinks Victoria's Secret models are ugly. Mom raised him to like short, fat, and insane women, and it appears to have been a success! I really want a new tarot deck. The Robin Wood one. Did I mention? I HATE THE GOVERNMENT, GIVE US OUR MONEY YOU SICK FUCKS. My family makes me want to cry. I make me want to cry. I wish I could cry. Damn. I've been using someone else's email address to sign up at sites. I didn't realise this until I couldn't log into it. At which point I tried to change the password, and then nearly reported the account when it said it was sent to an address other than one I had....THEN I SEARCHED ON GMAIL, AND REALISED...mine wasn't ended in a y, it was in an ies, because the y was taken.

OOPS!...

Boys are icky. Make them go away. BUT WAIT. LEAVE ME ONE. *dies* Neville + Luna DOES NOT EQUAL Harry + LUNA. SOME shippers (ORANGE CRUSHERS.) need to stop saying so. Tori, my kitten = BEAUTIFUL SPAWN OF SATAN. YES. I HAVE TURNED INTO CAPSLOCK!HARRY. I swear I smell rotting soap. OMGWTFBBQ?!?!

...POLARBEAR.

*kicks Lost*

The cat also chewed through my headphones. Bastard. PRETTY BASTARD!! FUWA!

...FUWA...FUU!

*ignores Morning Musume*

I'm looking at my mom now. She's got her thumb over her mouth, and a cigarette between her fingers. I will forever remember her this way.

DENNY CRANE!!!

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